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"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...
Later, somehow don't know why….
alphabets get reversed..
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the
the middle ! ! ! !
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
# I want my husband to have eyes only for me
# I want to be the only one in his life
# I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he
grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."
The Genie turned THE LADY into a iPhone 6
Forwarded by Liberty Santiago
From: SUE L. <suepanda88@outlook.com>
Date: Thu, Jan 22, 2015 at 10:04 PM
Subject: laughter
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Bible verses on marriage
1 Corinthians 7:1-40 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. ...
1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Ephesians 5:22-33 Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands. Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, ...
Genesis 2:24 Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
Proverbs 18:22 He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.
Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
Ephesians 5:25-33 Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ...
Proverbs 21:9 It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.
Sources of Bible verses: Open Bible
