Sunday, January 15, 2012

Symptoms and Prognosis then and now

I would like to share these symptoms and prognosis of our experiences, then and now.

 


Remember when you were young ?
         Life was so simple then...
             Symptoms and Prognosis:
 


 1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.


2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease


3. Constant smiling.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy


4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease


5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis


6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder


7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Leukaemia
 

8. Insomnia.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia


9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Schizophrenia