I had a good laugh, enjoy this one!
HAVE A NICE AND PLEASANT
DAY!
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FREEZER BAGS : They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.ee | ||
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PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | ||
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TIRES : Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated | ||
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HOT AIR BALLOONS : Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. | ||
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SPONGES : These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | ||
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WEB PAGES : Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | ||
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TRAINS : Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. | ||
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EGG TIMERS : Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom . | ||
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HAMMERS : Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | ||
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THE REMOTE CONTROL : Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
New
Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .
<image011.jpg>With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .
Thanks, Bobby for passing this.
